We Are Siamese (as adapted by Ceilidh Flurrydance, M.D.S.C.C.) We are Siameze, if you please. We are Siameze, if you don't please. We are former resident of Siam. There are no finer cat than I am! We sing songs of joy and songs of sadness to; We sing songs of love, and songs of feeling bloo. We sing songs for all the things that kitties do; If you ask, we'll sing a speshul song for you. We sing all together in Ar-Pee-Cee-Cee. There aee songs for you and there are songs for me. When we raise our voices, we are shur to pleeeze! Nocat singz more beeeyoutiful than Siameze! The Tabby Cat Song Written by Pippy (to thuh toon uv "On Top of Old Smokey") Oh I am a tabby, All covered with fur; I come in all colors, I've got quite a purr. My stripes are my hallmark, They're classy and fine-- Long ones and short ones-- I'm glad that they're mine! Oh we are so special, And we are so neat! We all get together So we can repeeeeeet.. Oh, I am a tabby... (and u keep on singing ofur n ofur as long as u want.) The Purrshun Anfem Written by Azad uv da Clowder (South) appropriate fur all kitties, but speshully fur longfurrd wuns. (to the toon uv "Hair" frum da play uv da same name) Dont ask me dat - I'ze justa hairy cat I'ze hairy noon an nite, hair dats a frite I'ze hairy hi an low Dont ask me why, dont no! It's notta fing I choze - Deeze slippurry, tuffty toez! Giff me a cat wiff hair, long beeyootiful hair Chin beerd, liun mayne, fingies, sideburrns, bloomers! Giff me down to dere, (hair!) To da floor an longurr (hair!) Here kittins, dere momcat, effuryware dadcat dadcat [Corus] Hair! (hair hair hair hair hair hair) Flow it, Show it; Long as Bast can grow it, Mine Hair! See it flote inda breeze, heer da hoomins all sneeze, dere's NO home fur da flees in mine hair. Drifft inda fud, sink in yur sooop; Tayl soopurrb....dere's no wurrd for da beeyooty, da splendurr, da wundurr ov mine.. [Repeet corus] Hair! (hair hair hair hair hair hair) Flow it, Show it; Long as Bast can grow it, Mine Hair!