It's Beginning tu Look a Lot Like Kittens Written by Paco Bell, Charlie and Oranjie - 2006 It's beginning tew look a lot like Kittens Evrywhere yew go; Take a look in the livin' room, the bedroom and bathroom tew With shredded paper and litter below. It's beginning tew look a lot like Kittens Toys in ev'ry shoe But the kittiest sight to see is the kitty-cat that be Hurkin' on yur floor. A couple of bells dat ring an' some nip to make dem sing Is da wish of Charlie an frens; Soft voices datwill talk and laps dat don't get up and walk Is da hope of Midnite and alla dem; An' Mom and Dad can hardly wait for another litter again. (HUH? NO Way!!) It's beginning' tew look a lot like Kittens Ev'rywhere yew go; There's a kit in the bathroom tub, singin' rub-a-dub, And two more sleepin' in the sink. It's beginnin' to look a lot like Kittens; Soon da meows will start, And da thing that will make dem sing is da can op'ner you bring For da cann-ed food! Anuffurr Furrshun ov Jingle Meeze Written by Pit2nya - 2006 Jingle Meese, Jangle meeze, Juggle all da way, O wat fun it will be wiff lotza mice tu sla-ay Dashing rownd da ruuum, reeddy mice to slay, Oh wat fun it iz to catch a mouse on kissamouse day Jingle Meese, Jangle meeze, Juggle all da way, O wat fun it is to eat Micekreem© on kissamouse day. Da Talltalltall Tree Song by Tom's Kitty Ranch - 2006 (sung to da tuna "I Wonder as I Wander"> I wonder, and I ponder, way above the front yard, Why climbing up's so easy, but getting down's hard! I'm stuck in this treetop, so high and so far, And I wonder 'bout missing dinner; will I possibly starve? The last time I climbed here I couldn't get down, So I meowed and I meowed 'til some hoomins came round. And they called for a fire truck with ladders so long, And news of my rescue was the talk of the town! So I'm stuck up a tre and I hope you don't laugh, 'cuz I'ze chasing a burdee swimming in the burd bath. When it flew to the treetop, I had to chase aff... 'ter it 'til I got stuck here; now your thinking I'm daft. But that burdee looked tasty, and I just couldn't see, Letting food slip away, not a bite had by me. Now I'm stuck in this treetop, please have some pity, Won't you come to my rescue? What rewards there MIGHT be!?!? Kriss-Mouse iz Koming by the Rankin Cats - 2006 Kriss-Mouse iz koming We ain't gittin' no treatz Please to put a mousie At our hungry kat feetz. If yew hazn't got no mousie Den a half-mousie will do. If yew hazn't got no half-mousie Den we still luvz yew. We still luvs yew, goodkitties, We still luvs yew. If yew hazn't got no half-mousie How 'bout burd stew? Dek Duh Hawls By Samantha Frum duh 1999 Konsert Deck da hawls wiv tails of mousies Meow ow ow owow, Meow owow Tis da seesun to eat Pouncies Meow ow ow owow, Meow owow Shred weese now the wrapping papurr Meow ow ow, Meow ow ow, Meow, meow, meow Tis da seesun fayfurrit ppurrlay fing Meow ow ow, ow ow, Meow, Meow Meow!